America’s Choke Team | Dallas | Football | Rivals Locker
They call themselves America’s Team — but the fans know the truth.
This tee exposes the legend with America’s Choke Team front and center.
A cowboy caught in the act of choking under pressure — stars flying, cheeks puffed, rope tightening — the ultimate symbol of collapse when it matters most.
The added WARNING: CHOKING HAZARD label seals the deal and brings that gritty pro-parody energy Trash Fanz is known for.
No logos. No trademarks.
Just pure rivalry smoke.
Wear it loud.
Wear it proud.
Wear it when Dallas does what Dallas does best.
Rivals Locker — talk trash without saying a word.
More details
- Solid colors are 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton
- Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester
- Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester
- Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester
- Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz)
- Regular fit
- Unisex sizing
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: TRASH FANZ
- Email: trashfanz-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
America’s Choke Team | Dallas | Football | Rivals Locker Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width |
|---|---|---|
|
XS
|
27
|
16 1/2
|
|
S
|
28
|
18
|
|
M
|
29
|
20
|
|
L
|
30
|
22
|
|
XL
|
31
|
24
|
|
2XL
|
32
|
26
|
|
3XL
|
33
|
28
|
|
4XL
|
34
|
30
|
|
5XL
|
35
|
32
|